The Empire of Arnarquilandia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate population of 5.668 billion Arnarquilandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Arnarquilandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Alíquotas a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 176,685 Alíquotas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out you can teach cats new tricks, hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region, most ambassadors from Arnarquilandia retire only a few years after being appointed, and online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arnarquilandia's national animal is the banana bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arnarquilandia is ranked 2,647^th in the world and 1^st in Brasil1 for Largest Governments, scoring 51.54 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.