The Democratic States of Artificial Chimore System is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.295 billion Artificial Chimore Systemians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 69.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Artificial Chimore Systemian economy, worth 494 trillion Freedom Units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,186 Freedom Units, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Democrat is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, Artificial Chimore Systemian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, war criminals are given full state funerals, and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artificial Chimore System's national animal is the Democrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Artificial Chimore System is ranked 14,504^th in the world and 140^th in Suspicious for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,623 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.