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The Socialist Federal Republic of Artoriticitys

“Rette das Vaterland, Rette das Volk, Wir waren stark” Müller Thermolev

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.097 billion

LeaderMüller Thermolev
FaithState secular

AnimalArtorian tigers

The Socialist Federal Republic of Artoriticitys is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Müller Thermolev with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.097 billion Artoreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fürthreich. The average income tax rate is 43.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Artoreanz economy, worth 149 trillion molens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 136,461 molens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artoriticitys's national animal is the Artorian tigers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State secular.

Artoriticitys is ranked 26,025th in the world and 1,281st in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 52.88 quips per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 230thMost Influential: 1,101stTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,289thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,125thMost Efficient Economies: 11,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,513thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,868thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,072ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,530thMost Cultured: 15,409thHighest Food Quality: 17,394thMost Developed: 17,579thHighest Average Incomes: 19,313thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,977thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,658thMost Inclusive: 24,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,161stLongest Average Lifespans: 25,847thSmartest Citizens: 26,025th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 159th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 173rd in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 442nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 513th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 553rd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 585th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 607th in the regionRudest Citizens: 674th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 695th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 711th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 763rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 771st in the regionMost Cultured: 798th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 806th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 835th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 934th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 943rd in the regionMost Developed: 948th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 958th in the regionMost Patriotic: 999th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,102nd in the region

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