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The Free Land of Asas Livres

“Integration & Freedom”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Developing
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Pacific

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Asas Livres

Population141 million

CurrencyAsas Real Bitcoin
AnimalOwl

The Free Land of Asas Livres is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 141 million Asas Livresianos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Asas Livresian economy, worth 4.62 trillion Asas Real Bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 32,776 Asas Real Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, government employees from Asas Livres dominate international lumberjack competitions, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is totally unknown. Asas Livres's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asas Livres is ranked 27,621st in the world and 812th in the Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 6.85 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,130thMost Pacifist: 9,324thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,744thNicest Citizens: 12,434thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,120thBest Weather: 14,150th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 185th in the regionMost Pacifist: 251st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 323rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 328th in the regionBest Weather: 359th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 363rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 510th in the regionMost Inclusive: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, government employees from Asas Livres dominate international lumberjack competitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • : Following new legislation in Asas Livres, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.

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