|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
|Faith||Infinite God Dragon|
The Imperial Empire of Ascenon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Carrow with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.476 billion Ascenonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cadia. The average income tax rate is 61.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Ascenonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,502 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 366,424 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The studies of art and philosophy are banned, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ascenon's national animal is the Mutated Lizard-Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Infinite God Dragon.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the studies of art and philosophy are banned.
- : Ascenon was endorsed by The Free Land of The Clever Crow.
- : Ascenon was endorsed by The People's Democratic Empire of Sopernia.
- : Ascenon was endorsed by The Kingdom of Riverdanes.
- : Ascenon was endorsed by The Empire of Imperial Pieserged.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, the backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me.
- : Following new legislation in Ascenon, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
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