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The Vizier of Asendavia

“Country, Army, Family” Hjalmar XVIII

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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: The East Pacific



Population8.468 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its flagrant waste-dumping, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.468 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,482 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 293,194 Jade Nudoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,561,683 per year while the poor average 28,979, a ratio of 53.9 to 1.

It is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, the government prevents violence by committing genocide, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and children are often punished for the sins of the fathers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 2,110th in the world and 46th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 293,194.9 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stMost Influential: 260thLargest Black Market: 618thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 703rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,048thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,253rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,311thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,437thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,473rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,666thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,019thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,110thMost Devout: 2,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,793rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,761stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,859thLargest Governments: 4,435thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,749thLargest Mining Sector: 4,941stHighest Economic Output: 5,534thMost Efficient Economies: 5,961stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,896thLowest Crime Rates: 7,711thMost Developed: 7,900thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,529thHealthiest Citizens: 10,010thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,140thSmartest Citizens: 14,936thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,136thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,350thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,121st
Largest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 98th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 103rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 118th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 121st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 177th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 198th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 215th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 222nd in the regionLargest Populations: 246th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 286th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 351st in the regionRudest Citizens: 382nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 385th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 641st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 643rd in the region

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