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The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia

“Country, Army, Family” Hjalmar XVIII

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific



Population6.804 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.804 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 269,756 Jade Nudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 802,076 per year while the poor average 71,129, a ratio of 11.3 to 1.

National stress about the waning heir-line is causing a rise in alopecia, colonial subjects have Asendavian culture shoved down their throats, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 142,092nd in the world and 6,251st in The East Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 8.87 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 517thLargest Black Market: 678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 751stMost Influential: 1,261stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,468thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,509thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,597thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,666thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,765thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,010thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,065thMost Devout: 2,283rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,308thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,473rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,044thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,774thLargest Governments: 4,500thLargest Mining Sector: 4,830thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,110thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,531stMost Efficient Economies: 6,323rdHighest Economic Output: 6,899thLowest Crime Rates: 7,676thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 10,524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,077thMost Developed: 13,810thRudest Citizens: 14,939thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,962ndSmartest Citizens: 16,206thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,292nd
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 41st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Devout: 48th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 48th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 51st in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 104th in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 116th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 140th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 265th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 291st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 299th in the regionRudest Citizens: 318th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 375th in the regionMost Developed: 386th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 406th in the regionMost Stationary: 453rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 500th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 664th in the region

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