“Country, Army, Family” Hjalmar XVIII
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Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: The East Pacific
The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.857 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,343 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Meritocratic Empire of Chols Worithopia.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek.
- : Asendavia endorsed The Dominion of Venelaand.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of LamonicBibber.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Dominion of Venelaand.
- : Asendavia endorsed The Tyranny of Aivintis.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Tyranny of Aivintis.
- : Asendavia was endorsed by The Republic of Davedukili.
- : Asendavia endorsed The United Socialist States of New Blackfire.
- : Asendavia endorsed The Kingdom of Hiflex.
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