by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Vizier of Asendavia

“Country, Army, Family” Hjalmar XVIII

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The East Pacific



Population8.857 billion

LeaderHjalmar XVIII

CurrencyJade Nudo

The Vizier of Asendavia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hjalmar XVIII with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, otherworldly petting zoo, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.857 billion Asendavians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strömhärad. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Asendavian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion Jade Nudoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 287,343 Jade Nudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asendavia's national animal is the Gyoruna, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ademarism.

Asendavia is ranked 8,267th in the world and 234th in The East Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 114.07 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 166thMost Influential: 296thLargest Black Market: 630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 666thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,283rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,710thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,981stTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,254thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,366thMost Devout: 2,369thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,389thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,643rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,788thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,342ndLargest Governments: 4,349thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,667thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,108thHighest Economic Output: 5,515thLargest Mining Sector: 6,004thMost Efficient Economies: 6,082ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,428thLowest Crime Rates: 7,051stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,690thMost Developed: 7,784thRudest Citizens: 8,267thHealthiest Citizens: 10,449thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 10,995thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,048thSmartest Citizens: 14,529thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,639thMost Stationary: 20,439th
Largest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 35th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 46th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Devout: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 65th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 97th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 103rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 115th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 138th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 144th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 234th in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Stationary: 319th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 350th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 379th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 566th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 871st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 453 » A Slanted Black Stripe, The Empire of Rijelv, Unger under over, Axdel, Davinhia, Urimel, Kucia, Ridann, Freedom Fascists, New Leganes, Bai Lung, Kangarawa, Elejamie, Drunken Seal Islands, Brotherland, Galve, Lanagon, Wanabe, Propwash, Goodnamesarerare, Joundia, Euricanis, Trimmania, Wizardonia, Roliganistan, Kaigi, Kyrloth, Lyontisia, Mundiferrum, Norport, Adolanta, Talitoa, H-Zhena, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Federated States of Zootron, Am Echad, Amjedia, Biggstonia, Broengtopia, Bullpups, Headpat Central, Wiranath, New Birblands, Tshana, Mirasiro, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Mastariere, Peatiktist, Dark Edgyness, and 403 others.Hizuru, United China Nation, Republic of Berzerkistan, Eagas, Neruch, Gorbastan, Tuvaltastan, Squid Ruinosa, Osterreich und Ungarn, The United Asian Republics, Pakitsk, The Buckeye States, VW53Aland, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, The New Wisconsin Empire, The United Neo American Union, Plazland, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Constructbegin, Kyrtizhan, Akorial, Grossvietnam, Liberstankonia, The Death Syndicate, The Green Blade, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Adioration, Adavan, Abtracnt, Aeljae, Matdor, Firenation91, Dreamersistan, Chria Deau, Chubaka, Cameronia Excellentia, Imperial Akatsuki, Dracacre, Interdimensional Waifus, Impia Aghte, Dragonia, Kelsyth, Ayaupia, Hokolokia, 3 14159265358979323846264, Darkfull, Kublam, Iodinia, Harro Waarudho, Endertopias, Goral, Monteconstance, Empire of Ice Reloaded, Blobbo, Marrabuk, CopyCato, Rhealaliit, Bytes, East Malaysia, Merlovich, Evrigenis, Volkarai, Nifalembria Zamingstan, Dratava, Federal Republic of Hetacia, FreedomIand, Freedomindia, Bharatewa, Cymru Broadcasters, Barfleur, Khvetsch, Jyzeria, Bakaworld, God in the world, Gemlon, Dirty Americans, Edmontia, Janoobi Jazair, Enou, Mahatakutana, Icelandic Imperium, Citergue, Morrowine, Monezambique, Moewland, North Insomnia, ReeK, Rage Mage, New Bradenia Ghost, Nigon, New Terabithia, St Guilders Gate, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Rokaku, Lantros, Martonica, Airrajul, Narinoland, Zukchiva, Holy Alasia Orozen, Malayku, Riveraland, Pekweng, Seri Tai Republic, Sedequia, Slonful, Slongs, HinduRashtr, Sen Jast, Slys Paws, Sansangra, The Militarius Imperium, Todd McCloud, Eridue, The Sygarian Regime, The State of McDonalds, The White Anderlandic Coast, Zanottilandia, Hentaigoku, Gensokyo and Higan, Werglum, The Three States of Fortuna, Greater Emco Uns, Under Sea Desert, Taurora, Lemaoyeet, Arouran, BuciLand, Solis Ortis, Universal Alliance of Republics, Khiralia, Under Upper Antartica, Arkalarius, The American Free States, The Military Commission of Soup, The New Tace, The Solar Ottomans, Wane, Packilvania, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Ripsylvania, The Spice Girls, Zang0, United Slavic Country, Lower Romania, The island of Kiria, The Earth Systems Alliance, The Almighty Country, Republic of New India, New South Hope, Lipibo, Ad Honorem Dei, Garricus, Bergimoret, Kingdom of Rumelia, Warren democracy, Resurgent Catholic empire, Fazrin, Sovietsoyuz, Aihon, Spiruvania, Waldenes, Hobbesistan, Prolitariac, Kavel, Upper Ellisse, Sawfinn, Lorynia, Calbee, Soirwren, Wolemoer, Fellon, Schrebia, Bzux, Jamitri, Vilit Umanstan, ReReReRepublic, United Order Republic, Terrabis-Seran, Kriov, Savorca, Spicymemeballs, New Liberitad, Nation States of Joedism, Miliatish, Lundenia, Mechanico, Trulu, Aussiestan, Tretrid, The Eternal Land of Jong, Saku Han Union, North West Sutherland, A mean old man, Tallegaesia, Staynes, Greater New Cassandra, West Nagato, Antserso, Tholder Etehal, Distro-Spartica, Ivepucchi, Generousity, Azureano, Kianhua, Quebec-and-Maritimes, Duracell, Kristanya, Bysios, Lingu, Greenroe, Hexyia, Lilisk, Vaskeden, Abethia, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Raunch, Rohanland, Squarist Republic of Squaria, Merkez, Pasedonia, Tassirion, West Akhzaristan, Picklestan, Raneve Brusertheatel, Cellar Doors, Table Tennis, Atomopia, Syriusz, Belora Gyles, Hen wlad fy nhadau, Pagodia, Yuritoria, Soul Stream, Luisagna, Collective Individualism, German South-East Africa, Tuenia, Pureian, The Argos Federation, Techny, Nikifora Eleftheria, Goralgn, Of Centralist Brexit, Isanastivia, Quinto Piano, Aurza, Dannemarie, Nossepachina, CANZUK 1, Vannah, The Imperium Of Gods Knights, Danzink, Serfvarden, United Edwards, NorthLuxeland, Saladass, The the People, Komiker Mawrysharken, Radystan, Khadah, United Dirtpile, New Mautica, Santa Dystopia, Nurmani, Yossito II, Technocraticofgivus, Lurolona, Amerminetos, Roissyland, Mays Austrian Nation, Alderaciea, Rainbow Vests, Kotawia, Country Name3, Shugushogo Tada, Lunaeria, San Castillo, Deciduos, Noreds Thereneuthene, Empire of Nightvale, Meagharia, Islandian Free States, Deepcastle, Kastilio, Arcady-Asclepia, Tri Lita, Valkyron Union, Forro Islands, Minetastan, Grindoligarch, Minshu Shugi, Imprisoned Freeman, New Amerindia, Survivoristan, Shavara, Pledonia, East Libertariea, Wapl, Yelkinam, Centrical Union, Chriona, Andurand, BTProductions, Castle Federation, Kingdom of Palau and other Constituents, BattleCats, Halan Republic, Teocallintzin, Hadrian5, Greater Frost, Sunsistan, Fernhook, Condo of Grick, The North American Republics, Zulkig, Gyp Land, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Rhothstan, Harmonic Yeetlandia, ArenaC, Eastern Alksearia, Sokala, ParaSymmetry, Technocratic Tagalog, Stellar Colonies, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Debluu, Ephem, Eternal Progress, Azakhuland, The Rebllion, Carolina Bay, Modra, Ankras, Oofery, CheeseBurrito, Wallenburg, Reschaters, Dravida India, Kosmanza, Washingtonian Order, Fahrul, Caltharus, Urasimu wa Kati, Sprucistan, Monix, Empire of Sock, Bachtendekuppen, Niveko, Pyrchnia, Neverwinteer, Horn of Havenkaap, Chrootangtonia, Alaskagrad, Nu Oceana, Oerkar, Samaltak True, Neue Leipzig, Islan North, Molaro, Valoriakius, Astatian Shores, Geraet, Shragg, Gunov, Artonin, Brethren, Fontesia, Helsucaniaion, Konouj, Korktopia, Dryzia, Free Nal Graakuo, Concentus, Forktoon, Karatol-Advenra, Impaxia, Amabilis, Drac Romon, Alaaya, Daenyearly, Axlor, Sarfu, Alttaea, Conikslan, Djomb, Amihan, Layngderfleethe, Dorles, Lumpiadinavia, Hiflex, Davedukili, Aivintis, Venelaand, LamonicBibber, Kelssek, and Chols Worithopia.

View Forum posts