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The United Socialist States of Asgarlassia

“Workers of the World unite!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population597 million


CurrencyAsgarlassian Ruble
AnimalAsgarlassian Eagle

The United Socialist States of Asgarlassia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 597 million Asgarlassians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Europa. The average income tax rate is 33.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Asgarlassians economy, worth 19.8 trillion Asgarlassian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Average income is 33,241 Asgarlassian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, the might of the entire Asgarlassians Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff', and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime is totally unknown. Asgarlassia's national animal is the Asgarlassian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asgarlassia is ranked 57,920th in the world and 3,071st in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,361.21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,186thTop
Most Influential: 8,745thMost Primitive: 9,746th
Most Primitive: 517th in the region

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