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The World Federation of Asintion

“You Can't Stop Progress” Supreme Chancellor Kalus

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.693 billion

CapitalAsintion city
LeaderSupreme Chancellor Kalus


The World Federation of Asintion is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Chancellor Kalus with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.693 billion Asintonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asintion city. The average income tax rate is 85.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Asintonian economy, worth 319 trillion Credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,552 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hunters often become the hunted, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asintion's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Asintion is ranked 103,231st in the world and 4,039th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 29.94773777788 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,248thMost Secular: 1,402ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 4,692ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,019thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,926thMost Influential: 6,235thLargest Black Market: 7,674thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,935thBest Weather: 8,286thMost Authoritarian: 9,281stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,308thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,957thLowest Crime Rates: 10,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,365thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,167thHealthiest Citizens: 11,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 13,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,412thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,959thLargest Governments: 14,094th
Most Secular: 68th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 173rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 220th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 227th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292nd in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionBest Weather: 444th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 454th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 473rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 505th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 532nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 551st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 578th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 605th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 626th in the regionLargest Governments: 673rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 686th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 714th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 738th in the region

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