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The Republic of Asoc lon

“Life sucks”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific


Asoc lon

Population1.793 billion


The Republic of Asoc lon is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.793 billion Asoc lonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asoc lonian economy, worth 224 trillion pirams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 125,116 pirams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asoc lon's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Asoc lon is ranked 213,792nd in the world and 8,941st in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,010.25 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thMost Influential: 615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,081stTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,451stMost Pacifist: 2,881stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,010thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,014thNicest Citizens: 3,230thSafest: 3,246thMost Inclusive: 3,629thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,121stLargest Publishing Industry: 4,146thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,036thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,005thMost Developed: 7,248thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,879thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,008thHealthiest Citizens: 8,049thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,064thMost Cultured: 8,274thSmartest Citizens: 8,331stBest Weather: 8,656thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,987thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,782ndMost Secular: 9,948thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,243rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,629thLargest Governments: 10,955thTop
Nudest: 12,119thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,759thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,108thHighest Average Incomes: 21,458thMost Politically Free: 21,999th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 132nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 146th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 168th in the regionSafest: 177th in the regionMost Pacifist: 184th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 187th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 199th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 201st in the regionNicest Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 250th in the regionMost Inclusive: 251st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 367th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 381st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 403rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 415th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 416th in the regionMost Cultured: 427th in the regionMost Developed: 444th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 453rd in the regionNudest: 463rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 467th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 485th in the regionBest Weather: 492nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 493rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 516th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 547th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionLargest Governments: 557th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 777th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 843rd in the region

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