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The Free Land of Assoui

“Whatever floats your boat provided it doesn't sink mine” The Mighty Queen

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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Assoui

Population5.341 billion

CapitalAstalo
LeaderThe Mighty Queen

CurrencyAarre
AnimalTortoise

The Free Land of Assoui is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Mighty Queen with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.341 billion Assouians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astalo. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Assouian economy, worth 567 trillion Aarres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 106,161 Aarres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No one is quite sure what many government officials look like, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, interest in globalism never flags, and stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff. Crime is totally unknown. Assoui's national animal is the Tortoise, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Assoui is ranked 177,526th in the world and 6,096th in Balder for Fattest Citizens, with 7.56 Obesity Rate.

Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,224thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,967thBest Weather: 6,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,983rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,005thMost Inclusive: 8,740thNicest Citizens: 8,935thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,045thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,158thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,016thMost Secular: 10,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,058thSmartest Citizens: 10,078thTop
10%
Safest: 10,404thMost Cultured: 11,141stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,186thHealthiest Citizens: 11,780thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,190thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,394thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,222ndMost Pacifist: 13,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,694thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,618thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,665thMost Developed: 16,290thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,716thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,608thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,115thLargest Governments: 20,595th
Top
5%
Least Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 125th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 271st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 311th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 331st in the regionBest Weather: 348th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 374th in the regionTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 414th in the regionMost Secular: 421st in the regionNicest Citizens: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 460th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 487th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 492nd in the regionSafest: 534th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 540th in the regionMost Cultured: 600th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 638th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 662nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 668th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 668th in the regionMost Pacifist: 673rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 690th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 691st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 715th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 731st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, stews often contain used tissues and pocket fluff.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Assoui was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Assoui, it is impossible to get any work done as auditors swarm every inch of government factories and mines.

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