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The Mouse Witchcraft of Astrid Nadine

“The light of faith guards my direction!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Clockworks

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Astrid Nadine

Population7.666 billion

CapitalReandal
LeaderAstrid Nadine
FaithVioletism

Currencycheese slice
Animalwolf

The Mouse Witchcraft of Astrid Nadine is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Astrid Nadine with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.666 billion Astrid Nadineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reandal. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Astrid Nadinean economy, worth a remarkable 2,111 trillion cheese slices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 275,397 cheese slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, and environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course. Crime is totally unknown. Astrid Nadine's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Astrid Nadine is ranked 314,378th in the world and 2nd in Clockworks for Most Secular, with 0.95 Atheism Rate.

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1%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 592ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 607thLeast Corrupt Governments: 804thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,047thHighest Food Quality: 1,104thMost Cultured: 1,107thNicest Citizens: 1,110thMost Inclusive: 1,135thSafest: 1,421stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,476thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,479thMost Devout: 1,598thRudest Citizens: 1,707thMost Efficient Economies: 1,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,978thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,350thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,499thLargest Governments: 2,751stMost Developed: 2,878thSmartest Citizens: 3,049thTop
5%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,618thLowest Crime Rates: 3,676thMost Pacifist: 3,705thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,084thHighest Average Incomes: 4,111thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,481stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,487thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,663rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,191stHealthiest Citizens: 5,952ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,188thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,464thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,142ndLargest Retail Industry: 7,558thMost Patriotic: 10,324thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,782ndHighest Economic Output: 12,951stLargest Welfare Programs: 13,559thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 17,303rdNudest: 17,994thBest Weather: 19,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,014thMost Influential: 22,193rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,185thMost Politically Free: 25,770th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Astrid Nadine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
  • : Astrid Nadine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, euthanasia is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, Astrid Nadinean police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in Astrid Nadine, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Astrid Nadine Pics" has made Astrid Nadine's mom a celebrity.

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