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The Endorse United Royal Islands of Astrobolt

“Towards a More Perfect Multiverse”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: 10000 Islands

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Astrobolt

Population11.403 billion

CapitalGalactus
LeaderChairperson Flame

CurrencyGolden Star
AnimalElephant

The Endorse United Royal Islands of Astrobolt is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Flame with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.403 billion Astros are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactus. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Astro economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Golden Stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,113 Golden Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chairperson Flame is a silly poophead, the first half of cabinet meetings include Chairperson Flame complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Astrobolt has found 8 easter eggs), national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown. Astrobolt's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Astrobolt is ranked 225,833rd in the world and 569th in 10000 Islands for Most Average, scoring 29.99 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Influential: 403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 604thMost Pacifist: 1,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,373rdNicest Citizens: 2,482ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,546thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,678thMost Inclusive: 3,059thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,933rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,221stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,244thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,407thMost Developed: 4,739thSafest: 4,834thSmartest Citizens: 5,199thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,289thHealthiest Citizens: 5,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,876thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,920thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,148thBest Weather: 6,169thMost Cultured: 6,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,383rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,861stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,273rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,478thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,372ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,380thLargest Governments: 8,892ndHighest Poor Incomes: 10,563rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,155thLowest Crime Rates: 11,400thMost Efficient Economies: 11,787thTop
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Most Secular: 16,293rdHighest Economic Output: 16,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,690thNudest: 20,453rdHighest Average Incomes: 23,597th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 52nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionNudest: 57th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 63rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 69th in the regionMost Inclusive: 70th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the region

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