Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: 10000 Islands
Population | 11.403 billion |
Capital | Galactus |
Leader | Chairperson Flame |
Currency | Golden Star |
Animal | Elephant |
The Endorse United Royal Islands of Astrobolt is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Chairperson Flame with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.403 billion Astros are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactus. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Astro economy, worth a remarkable 1,734 trillion Golden Stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,113 Golden Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Chairperson Flame is a silly poophead, the first half of cabinet meetings include Chairperson Flame complaining about the reasonable nation theory (Astrobolt has found 8 easter eggs), national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime is totally unknown. Astrobolt's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Astrobolt is ranked 225,833rd in the world and 569th in 10000 Islands for Most Average, scoring 29.99 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 58 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 128 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 244 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 233 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 151 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 248 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 277 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 178 million zombies.
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Japanese Emoticons of Kaomoji, killing 322 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Astrobolt was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Inactive Puppet of Chentaise, killing 47 million zombies.