The Empire of Ateala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.821 billion Atealans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 2,182 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,183 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, children are raised bilingual from an early age, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ateala is ranked 27,852^nd in the world and 1,213^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 952.88 on the Clooney Contribution Index.