The Empire of Ateala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.333 billion Atealans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 2,079 trillion Soliduses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,836 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction, the government defends a woman's right to choose, and more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ateala is ranked 202,529^th in the world and 9,715^th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -17.49 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.