The Empire of Ateala is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Titus Carlisle with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.972 billion Atealans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Diza. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Atealan economy, worth a remarkable 2,419 trillion Soliduses a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,491 Soliduses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and gift baskets often contain working nukes. Crime is totally unknown. Ateala's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Ateala is ranked 3,061^st in the world and 176^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,819.05 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.