The Republic of Atheisna is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.817 billion Atheisnans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Education, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Atheisnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,982 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 381,549 currencies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,420,444 per year while the poor average 5,458, a ratio of 626 to 1.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, human pie shops continue to receive shipments of meat from Spleeny Rodd's, and the rich are forced to sell their houses to pay for more police to prevent their houses from being burgled. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Atheisna's national animal is the animal, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Atheisna is ranked 141,349^th in the world and 39^th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Patriotic, with 12.72 flags saluted per person per day.