The State of Attache is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 24.735 billion Attacheans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. The average income tax rate is 65.7%.

The Attachean economy, worth 635 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Basket Weaving. Average income is 25,711 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, voting is voluntary, Attache has designated Westminster as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Attache in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attache's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attache is ranked 160,835^th in the world and 2^nd in Port Moresby for Lowest Crime Rates, with 60.07 law-abiding acts per hour.