The Grand Malevolence of Attancia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by His Grandest Highest Majesty of the Pope with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.742 billion Attancians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mănkûs. The average income tax rate is 46.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Attancian economy, worth 113 trillion Agelicoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 65,350 Agelicoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

All fantasy fiction has officially been deemed non-canon, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Mănkûs, and aides are afraid to ask if His Grandest Highest Majesty of the Pope wants a cup of tea or coffee. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attancia's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of Attancia.

Attancia is ranked 62,222^nd in the world and 22^nd in Republic of Conservative Nations for Largest Black Market, with 1.67 trillion Standard Monetary Units.