The Holy Empire of Attancia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 513 million Attancians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mónavillé. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.7%.

The powerhouse Attancian economy, worth 37.6 trillion Agelicoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 73,359 Agelicoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 285,888 per year while the poor average 12,855, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, email killed the radio star, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Attancia's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Attancia is ranked 60,237^th in the world and 20^th in Republic of Conservative Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 71.89 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.