The Solidarity Movement of Attempted Socialism is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairperson Marcie Elizabeth Illum with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 20.617 billion Socialists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlmarxhof. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Socialist economy, worth a remarkable 5,646 trillion work-hour equivalents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 273,897 work-hour equivalents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax work-hour equivalents each year, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime is totally unknown. Attempted Socialism's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Attempted Socialism is ranked 328,378^th in the world and 5,685^th in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -31.24 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.