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The Disputed Territories of Audit the Fed 039

“End the Fed”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Federal Reserve

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Audit the Fed 039

Population3.706 billion

CurrencyWorthless Paper
AnimalCow Bat

The Disputed Territories of Audit the Fed 039 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 3.706 billion Audit the Fed 039ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 68.2%.

The all-consuming Audit the Fed 039ian economy, worth 350 trillion Worthless Papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,603 Worthless Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted, Audit the Fed 039 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audit the Fed 039's national animal is the Cow Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Audit the Fed 039 is ranked 158,322nd in the world and 40th in The Federal Reserve for Most Stationary, with 130.18722223568 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 10,878thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,893rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,905thSafest: 19,494thLargest Insurance Industry: 19,926thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,111thLargest Welfare Programs: 24,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,211thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,422ndMost Inclusive: 28,364th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Average: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Audit the Fed 039's influence in The Federal Reserve fell from "Vassal" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, Audit the Fed 039 Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, retail stores have reported mile-long lines after the ban on video games was lifted.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
  • : Audit the Fed 039 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Transport, and Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, citizens are constantly disappointed to find their nuisance neighbours are still alive.
  • : Following new legislation in Audit the Fed 039, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.

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