The In love with Palyzar of Audrea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Audrey lll with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.942 billion Audreans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Audrea City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Audrean economy, worth 698 trillion Audrean Dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 177,273 Audrean Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 660,090 per year while the poor average 33,416, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

Search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Audrea's national animal is the mighty She-cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is IlovePalyzar.

Audrea is ranked 240,233^rd in the world and 10^th in Vulture of War for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 24,995.62 Standard Monetary Units.