The Imperial Republic of Augsian Remnants is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme King Levisse F Poters with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.006 billion Augsitians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Araustor and Levissia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Augsitian economy, worth 124 trillion Blood Aucks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 123,978 Blood Aucks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 373,051 per year while the poor average 32,142, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Augsitian pirates, colonial subjects have Augsitian culture shoved down their throats, competing private ambulances racing to be the first to traffic accidents are a major cause of road accidents, and there is something rotten in the state of Augsian Remnants. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Augsian Remnants's national animal is the Crimson Fire Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Augsian Remnants is ranked 26,112^th in the world and 6^th in Zickton for Most Secular, with 40.82 Atheism Rate.