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The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia

“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!” the Aumeltopian SPIT Company

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific



Population7.058 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism


The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.058 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 69.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 204 trillion biscuits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,039 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Aumeltopian sovereign territory, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained raccoon, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 192,422nd in the world and 7,774th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -10 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14thMost Influential: 71stTop
Best Weather: 13,637thMost Stationary: 13,843rdMost Beautiful Environments: 15,350thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,866thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,658th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 244th in the regionLargest Populations: 400th in the regionBest Weather: 410th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 458th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 620th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 626th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 766th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 835th in the region

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