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The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia

“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!” the Aumeltopian SPIT Company

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: the South Pacific



Population7.521 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism


The 🍪 Tropical Biscuit Paradise of Aumeltopia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 7.521 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Aumeltopian economy, worth 222 trillion biscuits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 29,570 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Aumeltopian sovereign territory, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained raccoon, and there have been reports of people marrying housepets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 85th in the world and 1st in the South Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 356,006 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 24thMost Influential: 85thTop
Best Weather: 11,400thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,414thMost Stationary: 13,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,547thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,989thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,397thMost Income Equality: 20,808thMost Pacifist: 20,936thNicest Citizens: 21,213thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,644th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 238th in the regionBest Weather: 382nd in the regionLargest Populations: 388th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 422nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 514th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 592nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 691st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 725th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 788th in the regionNicest Citizens: 824th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 830th in the region

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