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The Endorse Beepee of Aumeltopia

“Eat Biscuits, Endorse Everyone, and Drink SPIT!” the Aumeltopian SPIT Company

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: the South Pacific

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Aumeltopia

Population8.698 billion

CapitalʻAruā Harmonia
Leaderthe Aumeltopian SPIT Company
Faithtribal animism

Currencybiscuit
Animalraccoon

The Endorse Beepee of Aumeltopia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Aumeltopian SPIT Company with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.698 billion Aumeltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ʻAruā Harmonia. The average income tax rate is 61.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aumeltopian economy, worth 282 trillion biscuits a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 32,454 biscuits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Recognizing the Aumeltopian flag qualifies you for citizenship, stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, and The Aumeltopian SPIT Company's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aumeltopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is tribal animism.

Aumeltopia is ranked 11,900th in the world and 381st in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,467.16 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 69thMost Influential: 193rdTop
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Best Weather: 9,975thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,793rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,900thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,345thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,409thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,679thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,175thMost Pacifist: 20,363rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,790thNicest Citizens: 21,059thMost Income Equality: 21,855thMost Inclusive: 22,620thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,206th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 215th in the regionBest Weather: 335th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 343rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 381st in the regionLargest Populations: 383rd in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 476th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 515th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 524th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 586th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 717th in the regionNicest Citizens: 751st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 759th in the regionMost Inclusive: 796th in the region

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