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The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia

“Coming down hard like rain”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population5.613 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and lack of airports. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.613 billion Ausnakulians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 634 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 112,980 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, saying 'Hi Guys' to a mixed gender group of people at work is a fireable offense, and it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Ausnakulia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 60,649th in the world and 3,095th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,290.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 935thMost Influential: 1,255thMost Pacifist: 1,398thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,422ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,828thBest Weather: 1,876thNicest Citizens: 1,958thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,089thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,152ndMost Inclusive: 2,310thSafest: 2,564thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,968thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,810thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,207thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,216thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,929thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,614thLowest Crime Rates: 5,916thMost Cultured: 6,230thHealthiest Citizens: 6,474thMost Developed: 6,479thLargest Governments: 7,472ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,950thSmartest Citizens: 9,317thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,355thTop
Most Secular: 10,667thMost Income Equality: 13,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,189thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,819th
Largest Welfare Programs: 60th in the regionMost Pacifist: 93rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 117th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 122nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 130th in the regionSafest: 134th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the regionMost Inclusive: 143rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 146th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 149th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 162nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 170th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 207th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 267th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 287th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 315th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 361st in the regionLargest Governments: 375th in the regionMost Developed: 380th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 463rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 509th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost Secular: 580th in the regionNudest: 594th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 683rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 706th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 733rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 826th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 830th in the regionLargest Populations: 910th in the region

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