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The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia

“Coming down hard like rain”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population3.768 billion

LeaderTav Telkan


The Matriarchy of Ausnakulia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tav Telkan with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.768 billion Ausnakulians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Balinfei. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ausnakulian economy, worth 393 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 104,341 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, escalators are avoided at all costs, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ausnakulia's national animal is the emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ausnakulia is ranked 54,450th in the world and 2,655th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 69.05 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 411thMost Influential: 750thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,343rdTop
Most Pacifist: 1,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,901stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,086thNicest Citizens: 2,089thBest Weather: 2,093rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,311thMost Inclusive: 2,561stSafest: 2,784thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,982ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,307thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,688thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,709thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,130thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,281stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,551stMost Income Equality: 6,381stLowest Crime Rates: 6,589thMost Cultured: 7,090thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,097thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,271stHealthiest Citizens: 7,325thTop
Largest Governments: 8,537thMost Developed: 8,898thMost Secular: 9,277thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,521stSmartest Citizens: 10,750thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,690thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,154th
Largest Welfare Programs: 63rd in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106th in the regionBest Weather: 127th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 127th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 128th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 144th in the regionSafest: 147th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 161st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the regionMost Inclusive: 166th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost Income Equality: 294th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 301st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionMost Cultured: 351st in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 378th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 409th in the regionLargest Governments: 443rd in the regionNudest: 483rd in the regionMost Secular: 489th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 507th in the regionMost Developed: 533rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 549th in the regionMost Stationary: 588th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 616th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 674th in the region

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