The Federal Republic of Austerealia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tama Nakamura with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.359 billion Austerealians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhongshan. The average income tax rate is 81.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Austerealian economy, worth 535 trillion ¥uans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,776 ¥uans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, lavish state dinners in Zhongshan are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, and a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Austerealia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Austerealia is ranked 18,566^th in the world and 1,060^th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.15 Bananas Ingested Per Day.