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The Federation of Australian rePublic

“The Lucky Land”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Regionless

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Australian rePublic

Population14.165 billion

CapitalCanberra
LeaderSteven Jot
FaithChristianity

CurrencyDollarydoo
AnimalKangaroo

The Federation of Australian rePublic is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Jot with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.165 billion Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,321 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 234,487 Dollarydoos, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and in pet stores nationwide Kangaroos are growing in popularity. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Australian rePublic's national animal is the Kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Australian rePublic is ranked 1,022nd in the world and 1st in Regionless for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 12,270.36 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 609thRudest Citizens: 693rdHighest Crime Rates: 838thMost Corrupt Governments: 900thLargest Retail Industry: 987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,022ndMost Armed: 1,154thMost Inclusive: 1,256thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,326thMost Cultured: 1,585thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,852ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,908thMost Devout: 2,112thLargest Black Market: 2,259thMost Efficient Economies: 2,593rdHighest Economic Output: 2,972ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,197thNicest Citizens: 3,245thHealthiest Citizens: 3,277thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,464thHighest Average Incomes: 3,547thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,736thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,131stMost Influential: 5,773rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,059thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,184thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,820thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 9,180thSmartest Citizens: 10,440thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,935thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,230thLargest Populations: 12,164thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,310thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,751stMost Developed: 13,689thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,382nd
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Australian rePublic voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsible Land Management".
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, in pet stores nationwide Kangaroos are growing in popularity.
  • : Australian rePublic lodged a message on the Regionless Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, Australians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill.
  • : Following new legislation in Australian rePublic, Australian rePublic has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 2 » Matta and The Union of British North America.

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