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The United Free People's Empire of Australian Socialist Commonwealths

“Onwards to Victory, Onwards to Glory”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Australian Socialist Commonwealths

Population8.914 billion

CapitalNew Sydney
LeaderPrime Minister Wyatt Russo

CurrencyAustralian Pound
AnimalPhoenix

The United Free People's Empire of Australian Socialist Commonwealths is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wyatt Russo with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, conspicuous electricity pylons, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.914 billion Australians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Sydney. The average income tax rate is 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Australian economy, worth a remarkable 3,643 trillion Australian Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 408,778 Australian Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prime Minister Wyatt Russo is the self-declared God of all Australian Socialist Commonwealths, funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, and foreigners are treated with great suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Australian Socialist Commonwealths's national animal is the Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Australian Socialist Commonwealths is ranked 202,308th in the world and 9,093rd in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -18.17 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 253rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 277thLargest Black Market: 491stLargest Mining Sector: 550thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 578thLargest Retail Industry: 617thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 642ndMost Avoided: 647thHighest Average Incomes: 675thMost Secular: 676thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 757thMost Corrupt Governments: 854thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 930thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,055thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,233rdLargest Insurance Industry: 1,379thMost Influential: 1,392ndFattest Citizens: 1,414thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,669thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,979thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,140thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,291stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,423rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,771stHighest Economic Output: 3,105thLargest Governments: 3,709thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,249thRudest Citizens: 4,340thLowest Crime Rates: 6,514thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,688thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,696thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,909thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,809thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,366thMost Efficient Economies: 12,238thMost Developed: 13,964thSmartest Citizens: 15,573rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,802ndMost Conservative: 18,111thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,716th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 31st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 43rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 43rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 90th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 99th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 112th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 134th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 240th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 243rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 258th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 492nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 504th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 513th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 517th in the regionLargest Populations: 544th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 559th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 563rd in the regionMost Influential: 573rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 642nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 744th in the regionMost Developed: 757th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 818th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 217 » Shibutani, Territorio di Nessuno, Sundred, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Hamerica, Zumlandia, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Seenvorland, United Kahndaq, Corfad, Great Bights Mum, Ethnon, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Koda-Land, Votak Matim, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Newpromisedland, Tachycardia, Guer Aike, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, KhalChicken, Serendipita Martia, Fendlium, Noahs Second Country, Loli County, McMasterdonia, Glurponia, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Siwale, Valentine Z, Abject Ludicrosity, Eschatosia, North Bratislava, Pazair, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Wineclaw, Sunto, Praeceps, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Frances Francis the First of France, Ravendi, The New Communist Republic Of States, and 167 others.The Endless Eventide, The Tampa Bay Rays, Runeda, New Jamgra, The Stratosphere Islands, Prydania, Miamington, West Hamburg, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Clan Spaniel, Holy Oranz, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Prevaland, Valhalla123, Dabarastan, Crader, Sil Dorsett, Ihese, Malta Comino Gozo, Woodsend, Yokciq Empire, Wilkshire, Plangainer, Shadowrik, Xentherida, SORT, Nisastria, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Kranostav, Xyrron, Antiyard, Olofin, Avastate, Wolvenland, Freyford, Alandorria, Aeolist, Supreme Leader Hadrian, MiaryBhalzhack, Loutsland, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, The Iron Lions, Varola, Unsophisticate, Plasir Grand, Unshleepd, Irishvan, New Octicarg, Ereena, Wisconsota, Armandlandia, Hyphen, Kobagia, Schnuftelland, Solskjar, Kenefche, Maott, The Pantheons, Kasazzastan, Korovan Isles, The Most Freedom Ever, Westinor, Zeternia, Nationeer, Solimun, Astronomical, Beasluxia, Wurplestan, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Logovets, Oceanialia, PotatoFarmers, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, U S Eh, Joodey, The Ricebenders, FROST33, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Termathe, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Bengal Empir, The Calabash Protectorate, TyGerria, Simone Republic, Brucklania, Kocherian, Soviet Terran, Hopsin, Dangine, Asoc lon, Libertania Democratica, Cowbridge, Ihsan, Zimmerdachen, Pizza Squared, Seanat, Fluffy Noodles, Arichia, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Yellops, Damsmel, Nouvelle-Floride, Alyrria, Highton Islands, Solcius, Innocentic, Madjack, Eastern Cous Empria, Kragsgale, Pokemanland, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Xipher, Erubetia, Buckhem, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Frahnkzaden, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Heilhum Imperius, The Unicrons, Sisang, Vathnutum, Pigeonstan, Therizia, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Shizzy, Navsland, Triado, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, TLTland, Amprak, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Yalkan, Glanst, Comfed, Lulubellia, West Papua states, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Hardscrabble, Fran Advar, Rozarus, and Ofira.

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