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The Holy Reich Teutonic Order of Autoroga

“Hate will rise against those unwilling to abide God.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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Autoroga

Population7.633 billion

CapitalКиївскьа-Славутич
LeaderVadym Troyan
FaithChristianity

CurrencyAutorogan Hyrivna
AnimalRed Fox

The Holy Reich Teutonic Order of Autoroga is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Vadym Troyan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.633 billion Autorogans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Київскьа-Славутич. The average income tax rate is 85.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Autorogan economy, worth a remarkable 1,088 trillion Autorogan Hyrivnas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,636 Autorogan Hyrivnas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians look weirdly alike, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Autoroga's national animal is the Red Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Autoroga is ranked 199,925th in the world and 112th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 34.54 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,147thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,722ndLargest Black Market: 5,526thMost Devout: 5,795thLowest Crime Rates: 6,250thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,287thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,552ndNudest: 6,603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,827thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,390thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,877thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,531stLargest Governments: 10,031stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,044thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 10,476thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,732ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,586thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,224thMost Efficient Economies: 12,811thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,420thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,650thBest Weather: 15,147thHighest Average Incomes: 15,171stHighest Economic Output: 15,506thMost Authoritarian: 17,953rdHighest Poor Incomes: 18,820thHealthiest Citizens: 19,225thMost Influential: 19,484thMost Cultured: 20,418th
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Most Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, students at universities think exercise bikes are pieces of abstract art.
  • : Autoroga lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor.
  • : Autoroga's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Autoroga lodged a message on the Psychotic Dictatorships Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, politicians look weirdly alike.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in Autoroga, citizens must pay to enjoy Autoroga's pristine beaches.

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