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The Rogue Nation of Auzberjia

“There are lot of fine fruits around here”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Worlds of Colors

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Auzberjia

Population7.482 billion

CurrencyFruizlhiau
AnimalFruit Dolphin

The Rogue Nation of Auzberjia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.482 billion Auzberjians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Auzberjian economy, worth a remarkable 1,841 trillion Fruizlhiaus a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 246,180 Fruizlhiaus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 710,912 per year while the poor average 67,634, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

It is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the government has returned all business to private ownership, swings are banned for being a danger to children, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auzberjia's national animal is the Fruit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Auzberjia is ranked 4,847th in the world and 43rd in Worlds of Colors for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.21 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,678thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,200thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,895thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,642ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,030th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, swings are banned for being a danger to children.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, the government has returned all business to private ownership.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Auzberjia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Auzberjia.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping.
  • : Following new legislation in Auzberjia, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.

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