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The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania

“Be an average Joe. (at least try)” John Smith

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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AverageJoevlania

Population3.467 billion

CapitalNormalville
LeaderJohn Smith
FaithAveragia

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsinionn's Jellyfish

The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.467 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 75.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 207 trillion Joe coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,733 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, artists are pillars of society, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 10,160th in the world and 840th in The North Pacific for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 38.58 Bank.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 751stMost Influential: 1,179thTop
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Safest: 6,436thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,635thBest Weather: 8,747thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,160thMost Pacifist: 11,206thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 12,631stLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,803rdNicest Citizens: 13,056thHealthiest Citizens: 13,169thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,919thMost Inclusive: 14,039thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,937thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,682ndMost Advanced Public Education: 16,980thLowest Crime Rates: 20,595thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,037thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,107thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,893rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,058thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,315thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,699th
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Safest: 363rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionMost Influential: 462nd in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 513th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 514th in the regionMost Pacifist: 648th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 680th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 700th in the regionNicest Citizens: 724th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 754th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionMost Inclusive: 825th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 840th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 864th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 910th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 913th in the region

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