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The Federation of AverageJoevlania

“Be an average Joe. (at least try)” Larry Larrison

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.714 billion

LeaderLarry Larrison

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsinionn's Jellyfish

The Federation of AverageJoevlania is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Larry Larrison with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.714 billion AverageJoevlanians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 86.3 trillion Joe coins a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 50,337 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, treason is relative, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and AverageJoevlania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsinionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 39,357th in the world and 2,068th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,293.91 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,461stTop
Most Influential: 3,374thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,652ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 11,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,671stNicest Citizens: 18,070thMost Inclusive: 18,839th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 415th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 654th in the regionMost Influential: 885th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 914th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 950th in the regionNicest Citizens: 968th in the region

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