“Strength, Order, Progress”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Dominion of Avia Lavanda is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 507 million Avia Lavandos are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nova Braganša. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Avia Lavando economy, worth 45.9 trillion Reais a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 90,550 Reais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avia Lavanda's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Avia Lavanda was endorsed by The Socialist People's Republic of Ostanasia.
- : Avia Lavanda's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Avia Lavanda, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.
- : Following new legislation in Avia Lavanda, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
- : Following new legislation in Avia Lavanda, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
- : Following new legislation in Avia Lavanda, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
- : Following new legislation in Avia Lavanda, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Avia Lavanda was endorsed by The Yeehaw Republic of Eskvenn.
- : Avia Lavanda was endorsed by The Glorious People's Republic of Integria.
- : Avia Lavanda was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Vanbella.
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