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The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia

“Nyaah!” Chairwoman Ferris

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations

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Axeldonia

Population12.241 billion

CapitalGresnjev
LeaderChairwoman Ferris
FaithFully Automated Luxury Gay Communism

CurrencyAxeldonian Ruble
AnimalGay space rock

The Syndicalist Confederation of Axeldonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairwoman Ferris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.241 billion Axeldonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gresnjev. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Axeldonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Axeldonian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,327 Axeldonian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axeldonia's national animal is the Gay space rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fully Automated Luxury Gay Communism.

Axeldonia is ranked 2,816th in the world and 6th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Highest Poor Incomes, with 163,510.13 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 161stLargest Welfare Programs: 183rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 384thMost Compassionate Citizens: 715thMost Developed: 765thMost Inclusive: 765thNicest Citizens: 778thHighest Average Tax Rates: 870thLongest Average Lifespans: 886thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,010thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,048thHealthiest Citizens: 1,082ndSafest: 1,125thMost Pacifist: 1,152ndLargest Governments: 1,205thBest Weather: 1,222ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,280thMost Secular: 1,366thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,375thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,411thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,580thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,756thLowest Crime Rates: 1,797thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,294thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,816thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,845thMost Cultured: 3,007thMost Influential: 3,269thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,285thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,397thHighest Economic Output: 6,368thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,329thHighest Average Incomes: 7,516thMost Efficient Economies: 7,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,681stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,644thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,905thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,289thMost Income Equality: 18,643rdLargest Populations: 20,386th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Axeldonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Axeldonia, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Axeldonia was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Axeldonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Axeldonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in Axeldonia, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor.
  • : Following new legislation in Axeldonia, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values.
  • : Following new legislation in Axeldonia, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
  • : Following new legislation in Axeldonia, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Axeldonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Supporting and Valuing the Humanities"".

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