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The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic

“From One, One!” First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Lazarus



Population8.3 billion

LeaderFirst Citizen Greed💰Naxixic
FaithAmazingly Awesome Awesomenessism

CurrencyAxixican Dollar
AnimalMountain Goat

The Lip💋Service Democracy of Axixic is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Greed💰Naxixic with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.3 billion Axixicites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WastedAway. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Axixician economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion Axixican Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 150,173 Axixican Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million, politicians live in luxury, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst, and the military has declared war on all religious influence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axixic's national animal is the Mountain Goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Amazingly Awesome Awesomenessism.

Axixic is ranked 112,924th in the world and 3,675th in Lazarus for Most Politically Free, scoring 31.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Advanced Public Education: 480thLargest Black Market: 945thLargest Retail Industry: 962ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,471stTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,681stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,862ndMost Influential: 1,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,002ndFattest Citizens: 2,048thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,058thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,619thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,053rdRudest Citizens: 3,128thMost Efficient Economies: 3,609thNudest: 4,121stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,625thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,173rdTop
Best Weather: 7,892ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,950thHighest Economic Output: 11,001stHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,307thMost Developed: 11,374thLargest Governments: 11,536thHighest Average Incomes: 12,218thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,462ndLowest Crime Rates: 12,470thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,105th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 30th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 32nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 106th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 115th in the regionRudest Citizens: 124th in the regionFattest Citizens: 124th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 140th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 151st in the regionNudest: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 232nd in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425th in the regionBest Weather: 445th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the military has declared war on all religious influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, anti-environmentalist dissidents must beware of government plants in their midst.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, politicians live in luxury.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the nation gives peace a chance - usually one in a million.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Axixic with a very polite populace.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets.
  • : Following new legislation in Axixic, bereaved families are assigned a new housemate the day after the funeral.
  • : Axixic created a custom banner.


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