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The Typical Thalassian Minister of Ayeinc

“Cogito, ergo sum”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Thalassia

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Ayeinc

Population953 million

CapitalAyeinca
LeaderMalin Dofei

CurrencyPower
AnimalEntigian Sland

The Typical Thalassian Minister of Ayeinc is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Malin Dofei with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 953 million Ayeincians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ayeinca. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ayeincian economy, worth 106 trillion Powers a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,839 Powers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayeinc's national animal is the Entigian Sland, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayeinc is ranked 5,552nd in the world and 12th in Thalassia for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 16 Valid Endorsements.

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Safest: 4,860thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,552ndMost Inclusive: 6,498thMost Pacifist: 7,615thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,883rdNicest Citizens: 8,076thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,960thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,793rdBest Weather: 10,558thLowest Crime Rates: 11,999thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,414thMost Developed: 12,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,979thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,037thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,276thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,371stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,704thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,051stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,782ndLargest Governments: 15,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 16,265th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, builders across Ayeinc are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, holidays are regarded as the most miserable time of the year.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Ayeincian airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Ayeinc, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Ayeinc lodged a message on the Thalassia Regional Message Board.

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