The Holy Land of Aysroayel is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Grom with an even hand, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 6.207 billion Aysroayelajanim are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auorishlem. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aysroayelajan economy, worth 940 trillion Siesars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,583 Siesars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, Auorishlem University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and research into 'designer babies' is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aysroayel's national animal is the Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aysroayel is ranked 1,969^th in the world and 1^st in Halofi for Safest, scoring 146.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.