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The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou

“Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi” Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population2.556 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.556 billion Aywhyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 337 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 132,106 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, and daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal. Crime is totally unknown. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 155,053rd in the world and 6,301st in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -15.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349thMost Influential: 571stTop
Most Inclusive: 1,747thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,756thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,884thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,980thNicest Citizens: 2,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,963rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,465thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,492ndMost Pacifist: 3,580thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,761stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,268thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,316thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,467thMost Cultured: 4,782ndMost Developed: 4,972ndSafest: 5,513thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,641stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,790thBest Weather: 6,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,475thNudest: 7,791stTop
Smartest Citizens: 7,922ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,142ndLargest Governments: 8,153rdMost Secular: 8,374thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,042ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,190thLowest Crime Rates: 10,640thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,904thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,186thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,216thHighest Drug Use: 14,688thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,931st
Most Influential: 32nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 66th in the regionNicest Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 78th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Pacifist: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 134th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 137th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 147th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 149th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionSafest: 177th in the regionBest Weather: 191st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionNudest: 206th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 227th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 241st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 248th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 256th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 263rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 298th in the regionMost Secular: 298th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 342nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 344th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 444th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 499th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 506th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 574th in the regionMost Stationary: 617th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 632nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aywhyou was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Aywhyou was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, daring to agree with another politician is grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, the best doughnut stores have been taken over by foreign police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aywhyou, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Aywhyou are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • : Aywhyou was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Kopashu.
  • : Aywhyou was endorsed by The Empire of Kindfled.
  • : Aywhyou was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Gecetesse.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 256 » Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Pencil Sharpeners 2, The Solar System Scope, North Anatnom, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Kiasu-ism, Si-topia, Theorin, Aidenfieeld, The United Expanse, Jehenna, Sandaoguo, Ridehale, Quiescent, Luddinlande, Techganet, Tsvetania, Kringalia, The naked people, Lotadia, Linguiniland, Farengeto, Wyatonians, Lioniel, Three Rivia Levr, Rebel-topia, Drystar, Darakin, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Japanese Federal Republic, Lambdaland, WTP All the good names are taken, Nova Montron, Pax Dracon, Centristvill, Bod Wareenaland, FreeFishers, Blahblah2017, Havenfell, Antarctic Empires, Nothanksbutseriously, Escevola, Tsunamy, The Two Jerseys, Paenoa, Nowa Europa, Curlyhoward, Oxsania, Lost And Found, and 206 others.Avalonica, Holy Chimerland, Lightmare, Barabarom, Nankyoku Tairiku, Runsiya, Madhonia, Sanden, Dylar, Seliyan progressive Islands, Trelatche, Center Lisle, PASTIR, Utondara, Calistan, Kholdan, Bentwaters, Iristead, Southern Numenor, Pamela And Hepatitis, Janapuri, Gymnostan, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Terranous, Uncastania, Anachronolandia, Wese Zippopiteradgil, La Ascension, Prefesia, Poopisiya, Spazzhole, Ancient Slobovia, Moreana, KIROVET, Cypheri, Sthalrim, Hotdog Bigfoot, Lumpov Hasch, Angevin Britannia, Soem, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, RestartAll, Farelonia, Trinennie, Vincent Field, Enplatia, Brendleton, Phillius, Sedunn, City States Nation, Volaworand, Paranoia, Abarri, North Kanuckistan, Sagada, Ufask, Bandorion, Bergenu, Sonnydesh, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, East India Kompany, Rhetiaa, Vos Dothrak, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Saciu, Aguatania, Great Andora, Concrete Slab, Festdidgea, Democratic Parndia, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Memeland12, Aumeltopia, Beepee, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Jaxon, Lester Crest, Crabius, Isokenzar, Towi Lamia, Potion Seller, The National Corporation, Spearos, Corgitopiaa, Mona Landia, Agalaesia, Mirutania, Aneas, Esfalsa, Crokin, Eastern Nyan, Wehraboos, Lincoln Village, Lulliland, A Frog Dimension, NeoConcordia, Crystal Creation, Yeldarbsland, Awjan, Xandev, Cuuldere, Freedwanda, Lorora3, Rabbitz, Kandorith, USNE2018, Darbor, The Filippinas, Laluna Isle, Stoniamera, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Bawtania, Natcatjojo, New Prenalia, Denmani, Gelovia, Ttyxious, Floofoland, Rascium, Ariankido, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Phanama, Direwolf1, Whimichy, Americantopia, Myr Nyr, Dalklo Bayer, Qvait, Staubsaugen, Republitank, Udaron, Namat Sta, PEPEP, East Asylla Pan, Freedoom, Zess, Illinoisan, Birdkeeper, Third League of New Kent, Ostanasia, Wat Blum, Herbert Island, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, Maeiland, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, North Catimestistrianes, Akindom, Dasko, Drugged Monkeys, Sesteran, Changolandia, Qawe, Churumduul, Pays de Loire, Novagentum, Milvands, Mew Nation, North Erfton, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, Naam, P R of China, Great Africans, Aveerya, United Federated States of Omega, Negoshi, North Prarie, World United, Westoc Kinness, Srevana, Aurcania, Laropsa, Hika Monith, Jennaterra, Oreo States, Upper Tyrconnel, Kuddles, Ketathinamiri Islands, Bomamani, Ratoninburg, Imperial Duck, Solega, Higash, Rendania, Omiri, Shkod, Florenczia, Pelland, Sodor and Mann, Mapico, Marinho Islands, Empa Aserium, Southern Draco, Gecetesse, Kindfled, and Kopashu.

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