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The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou

“Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi” Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population4.32 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.32 billion Aywhyouans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 586 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,812 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Humble workers tempt fate for a taste of airline caviar, third world countries are rich in "I Love Westereasterland" t-shirts, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 202,887th in the world and 8,141st in the South Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -18.06 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 582ndMost Influential: 783rdMost Inclusive: 1,740thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,792ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,910thNicest Citizens: 1,976thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,096thMost Secular: 2,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,732ndMost Pacifist: 3,011thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,118thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,303rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,636thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,898thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,989thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,414thMost Cultured: 4,516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,997thBest Weather: 5,076thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,276thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,483rdSafest: 5,819thMost Developed: 5,939thLargest Governments: 7,314thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,845thSmartest Citizens: 8,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,050thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,195thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,559thNudest: 10,767thLowest Crime Rates: 10,827thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,863rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,997thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,805thHealthiest Citizens: 16,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,963rdHighest Average Incomes: 17,045th
Most Inclusive: 58th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 65th in the regionNicest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 78th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Secular: 105th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Pacifist: 115th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 122nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 125th in the regionMost Cultured: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 133rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 138th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 149th in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 184th in the regionSafest: 197th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 240th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 280th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 281st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 288th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 317th in the regionNudest: 336th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 358th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 446th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 462nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 472nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 475th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 523rd in the regionLargest Populations: 616th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 729th in the region

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