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The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou

“Libertas - Ex significatione vivendi” Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific



Population4.793 billion

LeaderBlessed Mage of the Sacred Stars

AnimalGround Squirrel

The Drunken Dance Party of Aywhyou is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Blessed Mage of the Sacred Stars with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.793 billion Aywhyouans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westereasterland. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aywhyouan economy, worth 650 trillion Baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,617 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, and most ambassadors from Aywhyou retire only a few years after being appointed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aywhyou's national animal is the Ground Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beeboism.

Aywhyou is ranked 184,533rd in the world and 6,882nd in the South Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.14 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 620thMost Influential: 859thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,719thMost Inclusive: 1,734thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,896thNicest Citizens: 1,954thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,111thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,617thMost Pacifist: 2,979thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,084thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,184thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,505thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,662ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,821stBest Weather: 4,456thMost Cultured: 4,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,817thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,948thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,408thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,599thSafest: 5,720thMost Developed: 5,822ndLargest Governments: 7,088thSmartest Citizens: 7,817thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,665thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,621stNudest: 10,126thMost Efficient Economies: 10,398thLowest Crime Rates: 10,502ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,039thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,075thTop
Most Secular: 11,356thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,455thHealthiest Citizens: 15,799thHighest Average Incomes: 17,258thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,834thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 20,318thMost Stationary: 21,685th
Least Corrupt Governments: 60th in the regionMost Inclusive: 63rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 67th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionNicest Citizens: 68th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rd in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 81st in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 118th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124th in the regionMost Cultured: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 135th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 153rd in the regionBest Weather: 155th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionLargest Governments: 183rd in the regionSafest: 203rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 242nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 246th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 283rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 305th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 312th in the regionNudest: 317th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 328th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 374th in the regionMost Secular: 407th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 427th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 449th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 455th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 484th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 522nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 544th in the regionLargest Populations: 592nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 687th in the region

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