The Federal Republic of Azassas is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Noa Snatzel with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.161 billion Azassasians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agla. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azassasian economy, worth a remarkable 3,318 trillion Azes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 538,550 Azes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, parents plead with their children to consider prostitution instead of philosophy, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, and practising saying 'how now brown cow' is an essential part of holiday planning. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Azassas's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Azassas is ranked 6,496^th in the world and 169^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 12,982.17 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.