The Free nation of Azohahae is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The leader of the oracle with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.902 billion Azohians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Invaderlandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Azohian economy, worth a remarkable 1,309 trillion thevs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 267,177 thevs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,245,496 per year while the poor average 6,025, a ratio of 372 to 1.

Political shows are fit for purpose, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Azohahae's national animal is the Giant parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sus.

Azohahae is ranked 4,556^th in the world and 1^st in Fixed Capitalist state for Highest Average Incomes, with 267,177.19 Standard Monetary Units.