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The Futuristic Socialist Society of Aztecopia

“We're used to winning” Grand Dictator Aztecopi

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population17.069 billion

LeaderGrand Dictator Aztecopi
Faithreligious freedom

Currencynorth pacific standard
AnimalAztecopian sloth

The Futuristic Socialist Society of Aztecopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Dictator Aztecopi with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, vat-grown people, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.069 billion Aztecopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slothville. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The all-consuming Aztecopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,155 trillion north pacific standards a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 126,271 north pacific standards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, posters on 'Aztecopian Values' advise against being proud of Aztecopia, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Grand Dictator Aztecopi's wardrobe. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aztecopia's national animal is the Aztecopian sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is religious freedom.

Aztecopia is ranked 189,161st in the world and 8,169th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -246.6 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 290thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 989thMost Influential: 1,020thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,204thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,384thSafest: 1,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,579thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,085thMost Stationary: 2,205thMost Pacifist: 2,582ndBest Weather: 2,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,014thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,280thLargest Governments: 3,582ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,793rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,175thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,195thLowest Crime Rates: 5,407thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,511thHealthiest Citizens: 6,094thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,415thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,492ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,669thHighest Economic Output: 6,765thSmartest Citizens: 8,034thNicest Citizens: 8,233rdMost Inclusive: 9,397thLargest Populations: 9,466thMost Cultured: 9,878thMost Developed: 10,168thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,310thTop
Most Secular: 15,244thHighest Average Incomes: 19,972nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 38th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 52nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 77th in the regionSafest: 86th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 103rd in the regionLargest Populations: 117th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 144th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 155th in the regionMost Pacifist: 156th in the regionBest Weather: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 179th in the regionLargest Governments: 180th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 191st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 193rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 204th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 246th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 255th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 300th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 344th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 345th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 375th in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 454th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 457th in the regionNicest Citizens: 465th in the regionMost Cultured: 500th in the regionMost Inclusive: 552nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 568th in the regionMost Developed: 600th in the regionMost Secular: 814th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 835th in the region

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