The United Stratocracy of Azur Lane-UNSC is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jaxon Knight with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.201 billion Azur Lanes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azur Lane City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Azur Lane-UNSCian economy, worth a remarkable 1,702 trillion Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,600 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nobody knows where reality TV show "The Real Housewives of CENSORED" is filmed, a child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, a passport is literally priceless, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown. Azur Lane-UNSC's national animal is the Kitsune Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Henotheism-Deitism.

Azur Lane-UNSC is ranked 239,894^th in the world and 3,369^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 42.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.