Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Spiritus
Population | 4.417 billion |
Capital | Beantown |
Leader | the bean ward |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Bean |
Animal | Opabinia |
The Democratic Republic of B e a n t i m e is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by the bean ward with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.417 billion Beantimeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beantown. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient B e a n t i m ean economy, worth 504 trillion Beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,275 Beans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Beantown has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, most ambassadors from B e a n t i m e retire only a few years after being appointed, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone, and sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. B e a n t i m e's national animal is the Opabinia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
B e a n t i m e is ranked 29,453rd in the world and 36th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.06 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, police reduce their paperwork by refusing to arrest anyone.
- : B e a n t i m e was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, most ambassadors from B e a n t i m e retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, Beantown has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
- : Following new legislation in B e a n t i m e, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Bean treacle machine.