The Biker-trash Cavemen of Bad Concordians is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Bad Concordian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.165 billion Bad Concordiansians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. The average income tax rate is 8.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Bad Concordiansian economy, worth 168 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 53,142 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The Bad Concordian has just been declared ruler of Bad Concordians in an international press conference, Defender Immoralism has been named as Bad Concordians's national religion, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, and urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Bad Concordians's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Defender Immoralism.

Bad Concordians is ranked 210,473^rd in the world and 470^th in Artificial Suspicious Powers for Safest, scoring 46.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.