Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Nipper
Location: Osiris
Population | 13.457 billion |
Capital | Crumbeling city |
Leader | Lord high dictator for life |
Faith | The great me |
Currency | Used condom |
Animal | Blind mole rat |
The Rogue Nation of Bad option is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord high dictator for life with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.457 billion Fools are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crumbeling city. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Bad optionian economy, worth a remarkable 6,166 trillion Used condoms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 458,241 Used condoms, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bad option's national animal is the Blind mole rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The great me.
Bad option is ranked 244th in the world and 9th in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 93.96 Obesity Rate.
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- : Bad option was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
- : Bad option was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Imperialist Arstozka, killing 9 million zombies.
- : Bad option was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Imperialist Arstozka, killing 4 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Bad option was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Directionless Anarchy of Duchy of Personal Freedoms, killing 11 million zombies.
- : Bad option was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Directionless Anarchy of Duchy of Personal Freedoms, killing 14 million zombies.
- : Bad option was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Triceratop, infecting 6 million survivors.
- : Bad option was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Triceratop, infecting 9 million survivors.
- : Bad option was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Republic of Triceratop, infecting 4 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Bad option was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Empire of Imperialist Arstozka, killing 146 million zombies and restoring to an undecided nation!
- : Bad option was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Archipelago of Solis Terra, infecting 11 million survivors.