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The Shtâto of Bagojo

“Pacon, Lîberecon, Aventűroyn” sc Yaydin lo Dayni

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific

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Bagojo

Population8.28 billion

CapitalBagojo Urbo
Leadersc Yaydin lo Dayni
Faithshtâtismo

CurrencyBagojes dolâro
Animalâglo

The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sc Yaydin lo Dayni with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.28 billion Bagojey are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagojes economy, worth a remarkable 3,235 trillion Bagojes dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 390,780 Bagojes dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Edgy teens know that illegal discos are where the cool cats hang, childish pranks are no laughing matter, government employees are authorized driver's licenses to get their bosses much-needed morning espressos, and surveillance cameras are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.

Bagojo is ranked 5th in the world and 1st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 45,110.7 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rdLargest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Subsidized Industry: 15thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndLongest Average Lifespans: 25thHealthiest Citizens: 45thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 50thLowest Crime Rates: 83rdBest Weather: 90thMost Corrupt Governments: 133rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 143rdMost Developed: 177thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 184thMost Advanced Public Education: 252ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 285thHighest Poor Incomes: 324thMost Efficient Economies: 365thMost Influential: 438thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 459thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 479thLargest Governments: 505thMost Pacifist: 767thLargest Black Market: 922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,088thHighest Average Incomes: 1,176thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,388thMost Patriotic: 1,417thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 6,439thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,243rdHighest Food Quality: 7,342ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,614thSmartest Citizens: 11,047thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,516thMost Income Equality: 15,074thTop
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Most Devout: 20,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,542ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,132ndMost Authoritarian: 26,249thMost Stationary: 27,719th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 39th in the regionMost Patriotic: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 48th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 202nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 346th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 392nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 434th in the regionMost Devout: 517th in the regionMost Stationary: 531st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 558th in the region

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