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The Ŝtáto of Bagojo

“U'r my ape now” Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.672 billion

LeaderPrezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń

CurrencyBagójo-na Stelo
AnimalBagoj-na Áglo

The Ŝtáto of Bagojo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 4.672 billion Bagójo-ánoj are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Űlmň. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagójo-na economy, worth a remarkable 1,243 trillion Bagójo-na Steloj a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 266,065 Bagójo-na Steloj, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pedants defending Prezidanto Ĵŕ-Ĝejms Ĉaqŝić-Śewiń observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, pedal-powered removal vans are a popular Maxxmas gift for the children of separated parents, and according to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the Bagoj-na Áglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Esperanto-Komunismo.

Bagojo is ranked 257,605th in the world and 11,013th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.91 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thMost Subsidized Industry: 86thLongest Average Lifespans: 107thLargest Welfare Programs: 110thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 135thHealthiest Citizens: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 185thLowest Crime Rates: 256thBest Weather: 264thMost Corrupt Governments: 365thMost Influential: 502ndMost Efficient Economies: 648thHighest Average Tax Rates: 821stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,144thLargest Governments: 1,152ndMost Pacifist: 1,218thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,508thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,513thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,632ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,795thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,825thMost Developed: 3,028thHighest Average Incomes: 3,305thMost Patriotic: 3,616thLargest Black Market: 3,708thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,011thMost Secular: 10,753rdSmartest Citizens: 10,794thTop
Most Conservative: 13,570thHighest Economic Output: 16,634thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,389thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,514thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,929th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 39th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 40th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Governments: 50th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 62nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 66th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 67th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 67th in the regionLargest Black Market: 93rd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 117th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 129th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 140th in the regionMost Patriotic: 148th in the regionMost Developed: 173rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 220th in the regionMost Secular: 507th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 523rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 574th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 701st in the regionMost Conservative: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 752nd in the regionMost Stationary: 786th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 919th in the region

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