The Federation of Bali Empire is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dalem Waturenggong with a fair hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.469 billion Balians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gelgel. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Balians economy, worth 459 trillion Rupiahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 132,475 Rupiahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Interest in globalism never flags, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and the Balians Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bali Empire's national animal is the Jalak Bali, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hindu Bali.

Bali Empire is ranked 300,973^rd in the world and 12^th in Indonesia Nusantara for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.05 on the Bus Surprisal Index.