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The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit2

“Ave Dea” Ballpit

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Wolf Clan



Population3.439 billion

CapitalThe Pacific


The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ballpit with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.439 billion Ballpitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pacific. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Ballpitian economy, worth 447 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,094 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Ballpitian restaurants, concussed Zombieball players cannot remember their lineup position, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and Ballpit2 isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ballpit2's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is War.

Ballpit2 is ranked 13,413th in the world and 8th in The Wolf Clan for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,047.17 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Largest Mining Sector: 1,934thTop
Most Secular: 4,165thNudest: 4,353rdLargest Black Market: 5,735thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,643rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,009thMost Avoided: 8,266thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,283rdFattest Citizens: 8,705thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 10,876thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,181stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,698thLargest Retail Industry: 13,221stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,413thMost Armed: 14,226thMost Efficient Economies: 16,185thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,558thHighest Average Incomes: 18,770thMost Developed: 20,462nd
Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

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