“Ave Dea” Ballpit
|Category: Iron Fist Consumerists|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The Wolf Clan
The Lord Terrorizer of Spammers of Ballpit2 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ballpit with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.439 billion Ballpitians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pacific. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Ballpitian economy, worth 447 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,094 Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
It is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Ballpitian restaurants, concussed Zombieball players cannot remember their lineup position, the moon's craters are more numerous every day, and Ballpit2 isn't what it used to be. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ballpit2's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is War.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Ballpit2's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Ballpit2's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Ballpit2's influence in The Wolf Clan rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Ballpit2 relocated from The Pacifican Banhammer to The Wolf Clan.
- : Ballpit2's influence in The Pacifican Banhammer rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Ballpit2 changed its national motto to "Ave Dea".
- : Ballpit2 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Ballpit2 relocated from The Yeet Army to The Pacifican Banhammer.
- : Ballpit2's influence in The Yeet Army rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Ballpit2 relocated from Pentagon to The Yeet Army.