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The United Republic of Baltenlands

“With manatees, most things are possible”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population3.253 billion


Animalpredatory manatee

The United Republic of Baltenlands is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.253 billion Baltens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baltia. The average income tax rate is 37.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Balten economy, worth 268 trillion lunes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 82,657 lunes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Baltens refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, and the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework. Crime is totally unknown. Baltenlands's national animal is the predatory manatee, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Baltenlands is ranked 27,108th in the world and 1,083rd in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,919.07 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Influential: 786thMost Valuable International Artwork: 872ndTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,560thTop
Best Weather: 13,876thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,615thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,107thHealthiest Citizens: 18,399thMost Pacifist: 19,150thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,025thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,212th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 69th in the regionMost Influential: 71st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 174th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 455th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 493rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 535th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 607th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 612th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 661st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 674th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 676th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 691st in the regionMost Average: 713th in the region

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