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The Most Serene Republic of Barack Obama from Kenya

“What’s the line again?” Barack Hussein Obama III

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Balder

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Barack Obama from Kenya

Population3.594 billion

CapitalNew Obama
LeaderBarack Hussein Obama III
FaithBibularity

CurrencyBarack
AnimalDuck-Billed Platypus

The Most Serene Republic of Barack Obama from Kenya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Barack Hussein Obama III with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.594 billion Husseins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Obama. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Barack Obama from Kenyan economy, worth 660 trillion Baracks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 183,804 Baracks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barack Obama from Kenya's national animal is the Duck-Billed Platypus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bibularity.

Barack Obama from Kenya is ranked 6,397th in the world and 358th in Balder for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 5,674.5 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,974thMost Inclusive: 3,270thMost Developed: 3,312thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,554thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,649thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,880thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,954thHealthiest Citizens: 3,985thLowest Crime Rates: 4,127thBest Weather: 4,191stLargest Governments: 4,195thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,257thMost Pacifist: 4,282ndMost Beautiful Environments: 4,456thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,478thSmartest Citizens: 4,643rdMost Cultured: 4,775thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,908thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,266thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,786thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,006thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,397thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,513thNicest Citizens: 6,611thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,911thHighest Average Incomes: 7,282ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,461stTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 7,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,027thMost Influential: 9,177thSafest: 9,724thRudest Citizens: 11,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,090thLargest Retail Industry: 14,192ndMost Secular: 14,533rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 64th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 121st in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 129th in the regionMost Inclusive: 134th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 141st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 178th in the regionBest Weather: 184th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 192nd in the regionLargest Governments: 196th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 206th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 215th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionMost Pacifist: 229th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 229th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 239th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 270th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 305th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 328th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 346th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 358th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Stationary: 411th in the regionRudest Citizens: 418th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 423rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 520th in the regionSafest: 564th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, military promises of adventure don't live up to the brochure for unwilling conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, evasive politicians don't fail to strongly commit to not committing to a course of non-inaction.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Barack Obama from Kenya, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • : Barack Obama from Kenya was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Sommnus, Pabloluka, Soulmastah, North East Somerset, Alvalero, Onder Kelkia, and Klaisur.

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