Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 3.957 billion |
Capital | Astana |
Leader | Our Greatest Leader Ethan The Great |
Currency | Barxan Dinar |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Armed Islamic State of Barxa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Our Greatest Leader Ethan The Great with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.957 billion Barxans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Barxan economy, worth 655 trillion Barxan Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 165,728 Barxan Dinars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 901,400 per year while the poor average 15,665, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Barxa's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Barxa is ranked 196,674th in the world and 3,576th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 51.95654313668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Barxa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Barxa was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Following new legislation in Barxa, nerdy teenagers have to prove that they're made of the same stuff as their grandparents.
- : Following new legislation in Barxa, referenda are held for every conceivable government action.
- : Barxa was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Barxa, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Barxa, homosexuality has been banned to prevent the spread of homosexuality.
- : Barxa was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Ubeland.
- : Barxa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Barxa was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Zwxdravc.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 242 » United Orange Valley States, Sunnaria, Sivka, Kwaj, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Chipoli, Free State Of Wrangler Island, CzechoSaxony, Ethnon, Casscata, PlanetMercury, CyberEgypt, Eludmonden, Lower Melodia, Solmetria, Unsophisticate, Phoronu, Moonhaven, Chukstik Illahi, Petronellania, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, Sanctum Teriaris, Ham Federation, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Shibutani, Laforeia, Malta Comino Gozo, Kyroth Dreemurr, Varisland, Bagojo, Germanic Cat, Great Bights Mum, Zelenaya Dolina, Koda-Land, Wellate, Dicko, French Bananastan, Mallyna, North Bratislava, Arostica, Bedsonya, Dryf Nation, Corfad, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Deliber, Soviet Terran, New Atlantico, Armonker, and 192 others.Republiqueducroissant, Pallaith, Coth Pladyia, New Cordyceps, Jenha, Regallio, The Confederation of Earth, The Sinclarian Provinces, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, The Zheng Dynasty, Kaschovia, Lionsroar, Bardopia, Etanur, Neptunian Military Administration, Castle In Confidence, Eurocom, Perikuresu, Zandos, Alogiada, Necromonia, The Police, Russila, Horrorlandian State, Myth Of Saints, Oceanica Empire, Eggplant Island, Wilkshire, Sebasticook, Vertigoism, Karazan, Pazair, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Arucaria, Quioni, Rex Republic, Rainengrad, Mystiquelle, Xagill, Azzarel, The Windmilluminati, Sur Isles, Valiacorkit, -Urzikstan, The Confederate States of America, Frokolia, Feelonia, Blyskalia, Bormar, Oannia, Esperonia, North Arkana, Lemonbiscuits, Kainin, Laurendon, Valentine Z, Gojira, Luniandez, South Parter, Snipland, Western Vapia, Ropska, Cadonio, Panama Coalition, Nationeer, Singamadri, McMasterdonia, Ayuzhhhhh, Allied Stumbler, Kingdom of Time, Western Justice, Joevala, Bloxian States, United free lands, Zerentopia, Stratharran, Fragrancia, Salish-Cascadia, Eastern Alt Neoubeleland, Frances Francis the First of France, Clocriestes, Cinnibar, Fratanica, Tehmistan, Wechujan, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Velon, Ereena, Felpolandia, Abinved, Frieszia, Nouvel Empire, Pribaltic Union, Atrito, Luconovos, Florevana, Federation of Vanguard, Coutdown, New Chiken, Love Shack, Aurasreich, Imperio de Castilho, Vexilia, Siwale, New New New Alabama, Confederacy of North America, Mk Steele, Old Emporia, Pineappleistania, Loutsland, Oceania-America, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Wisconsota, South Baba, Q w e r t y, Neo Cheese Empire, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Walter Jackson, Gmt2001, TamilPesum, Hai Han, Seenvorland, Democratic Republic of Magley, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Pradovnia, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Aeurithianar, New Xyroxes, Balto, Darkanistan, Endus Mea Fral, Gendirt, Scres Gidgerland, The New Koreanic Republic, Luminerra, Crystal Creation, Halsoni, Alire, AJTON, Neopie, Ziprotscria, Dakota Territories, Former English Colony, Nistriabar, AmManies, The Union of Galaxies, Intelbrazia, Everything Decided at Random, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Hindustan Sangh, Jeii Outstorpite, Rionion, New Clavidor, Selfgradatude, Andanavia, XST, Chao Phraya River, Corporate Fat Cats, Argylia, Notyoutopia, Greater Portugaliza, Dreadton, Altivia, Bodhisva, North Batica, Zecit, Lucedeia, Down Scoblic, The Jerichowan Country, DIMAnism, KAP03land, PotatoFarmers, Tharlect, The Republic of Sloviskia, Wolffoxia, New Lakemba, Attempted Socialism, Ijo, Westerhold, Nu Elysium, Qep, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, The New Oceanic States, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Kranostav, Ubeland, and Yaorozu.