“The Potatoes Never Give Up” Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto|
The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.547 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 358 trillion Xăzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,107 Xăzis, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto is rumored to have teleportation powers, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Batatoland Empire endorsed The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
- : Batatoland Empire endorsed The United States of The Blazeland Administration.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto is rumored to have teleportation powers.
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Batatoland Empire voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
- : Batatoland Empire voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
- : Following new legislation in Batatoland Empire, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
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