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The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire

“The Potatoes Never Give Up” Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific


Batatoland Empire

Population3.547 billion

LeaderIsabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto


The Monarchy of Potatoes of Batatoland Empire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.547 billion Batatolandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batatolína. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Batatolandian economy, worth 358 trillion Xăzis a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,107 Xăzis, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Isabel Batatíla Braburgo Savoia-collalto is rumored to have teleportation powers, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Batatoland Empire's national animal is the carrot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Batatoland Empire is ranked 53,475th in the world and 1,540th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 358 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 572ndMost Influential: 944thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 7,443rdSafest: 7,708thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,451stBest Weather: 12,197thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,960thMost Pacifist: 13,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,683rdMost Inclusive: 15,223rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,217thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,224thNicest Citizens: 16,688thMost Devout: 16,741stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,321stLowest Crime Rates: 17,756thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,667thMost Developed: 18,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,181stMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,289thSmartest Citizens: 22,695thLargest Governments: 24,127th
Most Influential: 350th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 406th in the regionSafest: 452nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 491st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 638th in the regionBest Weather: 707th in the regionMost Devout: 719th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 745th in the regionMost Pacifist: 782nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 834th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 859th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 863rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 900th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 923rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 925th in the regionNicest Citizens: 933rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 942nd in the region

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