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The Empire of Battesaia

“Strength Through Freedom”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population791 million

CapitalOuter Haven


The Empire of Battesaia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its smutty television, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 791 million Battesaians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Outer Haven. The average income tax rate is 24.9%.

The thriving Battesaian economy, worth 79.3 trillion Thrones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,239 Thrones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Battesaia's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Battesaia is ranked 137,521st in the world and 6,367th in The North Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.92 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,044thTop
Most Influential: 2,799thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,768thLargest Retail Industry: 7,489thTop
Highest Drug Use: 9,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,126thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,431stMost Secular: 10,595thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,844th
Highest Drug Use: 216th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 238th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 340th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 482nd in the regionMost Secular: 569th in the regionMost Average: 604th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 611th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 654th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 679th in the regionMost Influential: 748th in the region

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