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The Empire of Bavarian Nationalists

“Denn es gibt einen für alle und alle für einen”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Deutschland

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Bavarian Nationalists

Population742 million

CurrencyBavarian Dollar
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Bavarian Nationalists is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 742 million Bavarian Nationalistsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bavarian Nationalistsian economy, worth 24.6 trillion Bavarian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 33,115 Bavarian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, and foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bavarian Nationalists's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bavarian Nationalists is ranked 2,653rd in the world and 2nd in Deutschland for Nudest, with 1,207 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Nudest: 2,653rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 12,057th
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Nudest: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Bavarian Nationalists, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.

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